Donald Trump & Greenland VS King Edward the Elder & The Pagans: FIGHT!
It’s a day of the week ending with the letter ”y”, so that means Donald Trump must be in the news for something he’s said/done/tweeted. Ah yes, this week the Donald attempted to combine his current job as President with his former role as a real estate mogul, declaring his intention to buy the island of Greenland, the semi-autonomous country belonging to Denmark. Though this seems ridiculous, Trump was quick to assure us that ‘It’s essentially a large real estate deal.’ “It’s just like buying a house. These days most houses that people buy come with 56,000 people, the majority of Inuit descent. That’s like double glazing these days.” Being a pro-negotiator, who knows the “art of the deal” is to not let your opponent know how much you want what they have, he added ‘It’s not No.1 on the burner, I can tell you that.’ However, for those hoping for some sort of nation-state spin off of “Homes Under the Hammer”, it doesn’t look like the deal will happen. Kim Kielsen, the